Happy New Year Funny Jokes in English Language 2018
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- A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- My New Years resolution is 1080p.
- I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
- New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
- What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?
Ans: Social Security
- New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
- What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
Ans: I haven’t seen you for a year!
- New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
- 2015: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2016: I will not leave Marge.
2017: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2018: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
- May the dawn of this New Year:
Fill your heart with new hopes;
Opens up new horizons;
And bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows.
Have a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year!
- Thanks to those:
Who hated me, they made me a stronger person;
Who loved me, they made my heart bigger;
Who were worried about me, they let me know that they actually cared.
Who left me, they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Wish you a fabulous New Year
- May the 12 hours of AM;
The 12 hours of PM;
And the 12 months of the New Year be filled with love, peace, happiness, contentment, riches and bliss!
- New Day
And New Year
But there is only one thing old – that’s you.
Happy New Year!
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