New Year Funny Jokes in English

Happy New Year Funny Jokes in English Language 2019

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  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • My New Years resolution is 1080p.
  • I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
  • New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
  • What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?
    Ans: Social Security
  • New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
  • What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
    Ans: I haven’t seen you for a year!

Happy New Year 2019 Greetings For Boss

  • New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
  • 2015: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
    2016: I will not leave Marge.
    2017: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
    2019: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
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New Year Funny Jokes in English

  • May the dawn of this New Year:
    Fill your heart with new hopes;
    Opens up new horizons;
    And bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows.
    Have a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year!
  • Thanks to those:
    Who hated me, they made me a stronger person;
    Who loved me, they made my heart bigger;
    Who were worried about me, they let me know that they actually cared.
    Who left me, they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
    Wish you a fabulous New Year
  • May the 12 hours of AM;
    The 12 hours of PM;
    And the 12 months of the New Year be filled with love, peace, happiness, contentment, riches and bliss!
    Happy 2019!
  • New Day
    New Month
    New Hopes
    New Resolutions
    New Aspirations
    And New Year
    But there is only one thing old – that’s you.
    Happy New Year!

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